Kids say the darndest things, don't they? All of us have heard our kids say the most innocent, yet funniest things! What stories do you have? Post a comment here to share you're kids wit...
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it'sme?"
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I
cost?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What
happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
And finally, the Pastor’s Prayer I think this one Mom will never forget....
After his sermon, the minister led the congregation in prayer: "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly inHer shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
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3 comments:
Recently, my 5 year old daughter, Megan, was telling me that a boy had kissed her on the cheek. When I asked her "Why did he do that?", she replied, very matter-of-factly, and seriously..."I guess he's just falling in love with me!"
As Most of you know, Braylin is Autistic and one of his "specialties" is memorizing commercials. So we were at the ballpark one day and I was having a conversation with an adult and I overheard Braylin talking and he was repeating a HYDROXYCUT (weightloss) commercial. Which this is very normal for him. But to my suprise when I turned around he was talking to a woman that probably weighed 300lbs. I just pretended not to hear him but when he told her to go to Walgreens to purchase Hydroxycut for $19.99 a bottle, I just grabbed him up and we immeaditaly left the ballpark!!! And the bad thing is, I feel like I run into this woman EVERYWHERE I go!!! My mom said there would always be payback and I guess it has begun!!!
One of the assessments we do with our kindergarten students is a test to identify initial sounds in words. Recently, I was testing one little boy and I told him "Mouse says "M" at the beginning. What does shark say?" Very matter of factly, he looked at me and started singing the Jaws theme music!
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